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I should get a few ribs taken out, because I'll be in a corset for the rest of my life.


Helena Bonham Carter


#corset #few #get #i #life

I was born with music inside me. Music was one of my parts. Like my ribs, my kidneys, my liver, my heart. Like my blood. It was a force already within me when I arrived on the scene. It was a necessity for me-like food or water.


Ray Charles


#already #arrived #blood #born #food

The way I play, I go through a set in a year. So I put '58 Gibson Jumbo Bass frets on all my necks.


Stevie Ray Vaughan


#frets #gibson #go #i #necks

I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics.


Harvey Korman


#classics #hamlet #i #ibsen #played

I was still a newlywed and certainly wasn't to the point where I felt comfortable yelling, "I'm going to shit my pants any second!" But the sweating had started, which was followed by the tears. "I'm not feeling well, and need to get home," I told him. "Ok, but I have to obey the speed limit because of all the kids in the neighborhood," he replied. I was pleading with him to hurry up when he came to a complete stop. I screamed at him, "Why are we stopping?" He rolled down the window. "Retreat." I could see the flag lowering in the distance, the beautiful orange sun setting behind it. In the opposite direction I could see the roof line of our home - so close, yet so far away. As Retreat played, I surrendered. I pooped my pants. I took one for the flag. Now that's patriotism.


Mollie Gross


#ibs #military #patriotism #poop #beauty






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