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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#fun #get #insurance #life #life insurance

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#good #good wife #home #remedies #wife

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#handle #knows #nobody #them #two

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#classical #classical music #into #keep #kind

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#bring #does #failed #happiness #hard

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#confuse #destiny #folks #lots #management

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#above #being #being pretty #compensation #getting

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#doing #folks #indispensable #look #nothing

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#fun #going #how #inherit #keep

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#honesty #pay #pays #people #seem