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The worst mistake has been that Christians have tried to make their church programs or worship services their third place place other than their home or workplace where they can relax and be in good company on a regular basis . The key is that third places need to be in public zones.”- What if more Christians spent their regular “church” time in places where they could meet others and begin relationships with them What might happen


Hugh Halter & Matt Smay


#incarnational-communities #jesusnities #missional #missional-communities #home

While it has been hurtful to my family and me to read constantly in the media that I was under investigation, I am pleased that as expected my spending has been found to be in order.


Peter Slipper


#been #constantly #expected #family #found

Thank you for giving me the energy for my morning jog. I’m sorry I didn’t warn you about my low ceiling, or my ceiling fan, or the blender on the counter.


Bauvard


#energy-drinks #exercise #funny #humor #jogging

Which of us can resist the temptation of being thought indispensable?


Margaret Atwood


#temptation #temptation

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis.


Alfred P. Sloan


#diagnosis #manners #right #substitute

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.


Allan Sloan


#grew #i #i write #jokes #puns

What made Olive the saddest about the Gardners was that everyone wanted to be enshrined in someone’s memory. It was the only way of living on after death, really: in the minds of loved ones. Memories were the only things that made aging bearable, a way of reverting to better, simpler days.


Andrea Lochen


#alzheimers #death #dementia #memory #age

Don't commit to being a columnist unless you're willing to do it right. Report your behind off, so you have something original and useful to say. Say it in a way that will interest someone other than you, your family and your sources.


Allan Sloan


#being #columnist #commit #family #interest

Get thee behind me, Satan!


P.C. Cast


#temptation #zoey-redbird #temptation

A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think about it.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny






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