#i wish

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#ashes #contract #cremated #given #i

I wish I knew where to get a good one myself; for I find cold Sheets extreamly disagreeable. ↗

— George Mason

#disagreeable #find #get #good #i

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day. ↗

— John Mayer

#conversation #day #forever #i #i wish

I wish that every player could feel what I've felt in visiting ballparks. The receptions I've received, it's blown me away. It's absolutely remarkable. ↗

— Mark McGwire

#away #blown #could #every #feel

Since turning professional at 18, I have travelled the world playing the game that I love and consider myself a global player. As the World No.1 right now, I wish to be a positive role model and a sportsperson that people respect, and enjoy watching. ↗

— Rory McIlroy

#enjoy #game #global #i #i love

It's a good thing that columnists don't make homosexuality their last taboo anymore. But I wish the columnists themselves would come out too. ↗

— Michael Musto

#anymore #columnists #come #good #good thing

I wish that my husband's friends had left him where he is, happy and contented in retirement. ↗

— Anna Harrison

#friends #had #happy #him #husband

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#brain #brian #call #compliment #even

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#better #could #i #i wish #league

I'm kind of feeling ashamed now that I never get bullied. Everyone keeps asking me, but I don't, and it's kind of annoying. I wish I could say I did get bullied, because then everyone would feel sorry for me. ↗

— Nicholas Hoult

#ashamed #asking #because #bullied #could