#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn’t.


Tara Janzen


#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.


Alexei Sayle


#humour #i #i think #ideas #kind

While the eyes of the world will be on us let's show everyone that we have a great sense of humour.


Yahoo Serious


#eyes #great #humour #sense #show

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.


Huntley Fitzpatrick


#humour #romance #young-adult #young-adult-romance #funny

So Basically I'm the Antichrist , and the whole world is fucked because of me" - Jordon Hanson.


Barry James


#horror-genre #humour #dreams

Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in him. I've listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that's a load of mince as well.


Ian St. John


#got #him #his #humour #i

He's all right. His hair is cute." Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. " Oh my God, you're in love." "I'm not in love." "'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. Coming from you, cute hair is a mating call." " I talked to the guy for thirty seconds. And then he waved at me while i was in the tank." "Holy fuck, you're getting married, aren't you!" " Will you simmer. I certainly am not.


MaryJanice Davidson


#humour #in-love #funny

But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.


Douglas Adams


#bypass #demolition #house #humour #light

To be honest, my life has exhibited many strange and sometimes troubling characteristics, but shortness is not one of them. It feels like an eternity since I started school and a techno-social epoch since I moved to San Francisco. My phone couldn't even connect to the internet back then.


Robin Sloan


#technology #life

I'd said it before and meant it.Alive or undead,the love of my life was a bad ass.


Richelle Mead


#life