#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat.


Terry Pratchett


#funny #good-omens #humour #neil-gaiman #terry-prachett

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?


Eoin Colfer


#humour #funny

Emergency Valve Regulators," she repeated. "So you do know what your doing? "Not really," he said yanking another wire. 'I made up that term to keep you happy. I'm just pulling all the red wires because they're the pretty ones.


Derek Landy


#funny #humour #wires #funny

It's a very small object to be capable of doing many wonderful things, don't you think?" "It does much more that that," Valkyrie said, opening up a game and showing it to him. His eyes widened. "What wonder is this?" "It's called Angry Birds. Now do you believe me?


Derek Landy


#angry-birds #birds #funny #humour #valkyrie

What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow.


Derek Landy


#humour #snow #yeti #funny

You've done what?" "I know," he said. "You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy. Well, not literally. That would be weird. Even for me.


Derek Landy


#humour #kingdom-of-the-wicked #skulduggery #valykrie #funny

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I’m confident I can trick her into it.


Robyn Carr


#humour #romance #funny

You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?” “How does McDonald’s sound?” “Inadequate.


Sarah Mayberry


#humour #romance #funny

Me: “Ngh” Cal: “Well put.” ...... Every Boy's Got One


Meg Cabot


#funny

I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.


Fran Lebowitz


#humour #funny