#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it


Bill Hicks


#christians #comedy #creationism #creationists #funny

You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?


Renita D'Silva


#funny-humor #humor #humour #india #indian-author

Isn’t he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour?


Robyn Carr


#funny #humour #romance #funny

What the fuck is going on Lor? What the hell did you do last night? What did you say to Kacey? Who the hell is Blue Eyes and why is my car spray-painted with the word ‘asshole’?” Spray-paint? Oh dear God, what have I done?


J.C. McClean


#hangover #humour #funny

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.


Diane Messidoro


#funny #humour #random #funny

Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time.


Anne Gracie


#historical-romance #humour #romance #funny

You look like a hot tamale.” “That’s not really a compliment.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

You’ve got a big ego, Fuentes.” “That’s not all I’ve got.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

Excuse me for a moment, will ye. I think I have to talk to the river,' he said unsteadily and flopped over the side-rail.


Ian Livingstone


#fantasy #funny #humour #stubble #zagor