Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it ↗
You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? ↗
You look like a hot tamale.” “That’s not really a compliment. ↗
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You’ve got a big ego, Fuentes.” “That’s not all I’ve got. ↗
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I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. ↗
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