#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




A halo is a cock ring for the soul.


Corey DuFour


#religion #religion

Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder?


Corey Redekop


#humor #humour #monsters #zombies #death

...Come on let’s see the degree.” Katherine unrolled her scroll displaying a long declaration in Latin affixed with a red seal proclaiming her a Master of Art. “Imagine working for years to obtain a piece of paper we can hardly read ” Katherine joked. “And to officially declare you have talent ” Suzy returned.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#college-degree #credentials #degree #funny #humor

Der Papst ist der einzige Konzern-Vize, der seinen Chef nie zu sehen bekommt. Nicht einmal bei der Weihnachtsfeier.


Oliver Hassencamp


#humour #religion #religion

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.


Oscar Wilde


#respect

A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.


Robert Jordan


#humour #trust

I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.


Charles Bukowski


#misanthropy #people

All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.


Blaise Pascal


#problems

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them." (The Decider, July 21, 2007)


Bill Maher


#humour #ideas #idiocy #politics #ridicule

The English language is like London: proudly barbaric yet deeply civilised, too, common yet royal, vulgar yet processional, sacred yet profane. Each sentence we produce, whether we know it or not, is a mongrel mouthful of Chaucerian, Shakespearean, Miltonic, Johnsonian, Dickensian and American. Military, naval, legal, corporate, criminal, jazz, rap and ghetto discourses are mingled at every turn. The French language, like Paris, has attempted, through its Academy, to retain its purity, to fight the advancing tides of Franglais and international prefabrication. English, by comparison, is a shameless whore.


Stephen Fry


#french #humour #language #london #paris