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#humorous

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humorous




If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.


Carroll Bryant


#humorous #humor

[how can anyone] be silly enough to think himself better than other people, because his clothes are made of finer woolen thread than theirs. After all, those fine clothes were once worn by a sheep, and they never turned it into anything better than a sheep.


Thomas More


#fashion #humorous #renaissance #humor

Once upon a time, there was a little creature that was rather small and rather wicked and it lived all alone in the woods. The little creature lived in a little den, at the bottom of a little ravine, filled with not-at-all little brambles and on the edge of a forest that could only be described as really freakin' huge.


Ursula Vernon


#humor

Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass." "He did that on purpose," David said, outraged. "Yes, David, the cat is plotting against you." Min fished the base out of the water and glass shards and put it on the table. Then she went to get her wastebasket and began to put the glass pieces in it.


Jennifer Crusie


#humor

If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.


Carroll Bryant


#humor

Spanish was weird that way: two words for monkeys, and esposas meant both wives and handcuffs. That said a lot.


Ann Aguirre


#humor

Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.


Adam Selzer


#humorous #humorous-quotations #humor

Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.


Ben Aaronovitch


#humor

Don't ignore me. I only get more annoying.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#richelle #richelle-goodrich #humor

Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.


Martin Millar


#humor






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