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Jessamine blew out her cheeks in exasperation. "I think you ought to let me take poor Tessa into town to get some new clothes. Otherwise, the first time she takes a deep breath, that dress will fall right off her." Will looked interested. "I think she should try that out right now and see what happens.


Cassandra Clare


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What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.


Stephen King


#humorous #sex #men

His question is pretty dangerous for me to try to answer, so I don’t—it continues to hang out there like the stained underwear at a slumber party that goes unclaimed.


Jen Naumann


#humorous-quotations #ya #young-adult-fiction #zombies #life

I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.


Catherine Robertson


#life

Could it be? Samantha Kingston? Home? On a Friday?” I roll my eyes. “I don’t know. Did you do a lot of acid in the sixties? Could be a flashback.” “I was two years old in 1960. I came too late for the party.” He leans down and pecks me on the head. I pull away out of habit. “And I’m not even going to ask how you know about acid flashbacks.” “What’s an acid flashback?” Izzy crows. “Nothing,” my dad and I say at the same time, and he smiles at me.


Lauren Oliver


#humorous #parents-and-children #humor

Nancy Herman, my new gym partner and locker neighbor, puts her hand on my shoulder and whispers, "Don't worry April. I have foot fungus too.


Amy Holder


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They can afford to smile because they all have teeth so dazzling if they dropped them in the snow they'd be lost forever.


Frank McCourt


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Worry:Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.


Dean Ing


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My dad was a fairy," said Zach. "And by that I don't mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.


Ben Aaronovitch


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