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People ask why are you so strange and I always reply why are you so normal...


Shadowstorm Norwicca


#shadowstorm #humor

ARISE, AWAKE AND STOP NOT TILL THE GOAL IS REACHED


Swami Vivekananda


#humor

Here she was, being rescued by a socialist, feminist, lesbian, baby-killing, foreign terrorist. What would the ladies in the sewing circle say to that?


Hillary Jordan


#humor

Writing is a lonely pursuit. The only thing working is imagination and hands. The only difference between writing and masturbation is one is presumably intended for a mass audience.


Mark Bell


#imagination

Hey!” Mena exclaimed “Don’t knock Jeopardy. I love that show” “So do I” Max admitted. “I like it when I know the answers.” Logan added. Trent turned to Logan, “Dude, if you hate the show, all you had to do was say so.


Amanda Kelly


#sarcastic-humor #love

Dean: If there is a greater power, why is it he can't get you a new sweater? Jamie: Because, he's too busy looking for your brain.


Nicholas Sparks


#business

Real men don't make salad


Pete Decker


#men

I took your name when I took those vows I meant 'em back then and I mean 'em right now.


The Band Perry


#music-lyrics #relationships #music

Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.


Jim Moorman


#humorous-quotations #humorous-quotes #music

In truth, he had always considered the sight of men eating croissants slightly ridiculous, especially at the beginning, when for the first bite they had to maneuver the point of the crescent into their mouths. No matter what a person did, he ended up with an asymmetrical mouthful of pastry, which he then had to relocate with his tongue to a more central location. This made him look less purposive than he might. Also, croissants were more apt than other breakfast foods to spray little flakes all over one’s clean dark suit. Art himself had accordingly never ordered a croissant in any working situation, and he believed that attention to this sort of detail was how it was that he had not lost his job like so many of his colleagues.


Gish Jen


#humorous #art






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