#humorous

They can afford to smile because they all have teeth so dazzling if they dropped them in the snow they'd be lost forever. ↗

— Frank McCourt

#humor

Worry:Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. ↗

— Dean Ing

#humor

My dad was a fairy," said Zach. "And by that I don't mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre. ↗

— Ben Aaronovitch

#humor

Have you ever heard of a condom? Don't Carpathians have condoms? Because I'm thinking that if you're all that worried, a condom might be just the thing." His smile was slow in coming. "I had not thought of that. As a rule Carpathians do not need such things. ↗

— Christine Feehan

#humor

What's with that?' Butters screamed, his voice high and frightened. 'Just covering his head with his arms? Didn't he see the lawyer in the movie? ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor

I didn't feel strong. I felt like a big ball of wuss that wanted to curl up in my bed and never get out. ↗

— Diane Castle

#humorous #humour #humor

I wanted to write in Kitchenese, the secret language of cooks, instantly recognizable to anyone who has ever dunked french fries for a summer job or suffered under the despotic rule of a tyrannical chef or boobish owner. ↗

— Anthony Bourdain

#reality #humor

How hard can it be to find a girl and an elephant for Christ's sake? ↗

— Sara Gruen

#humor

Błogosławiony ten, co nie mając nic do powiedzenia, nie obleka tego faktu w słowa. ↗

— Julian Tuwim

#life #relationships #humor

When someone says "just saying" what they really mean is, "You would be a colossal idiot to not take my advice." (on Facebook) ↗

— Stephen Altrogge

#humor