#humorous

Oh hell. They've got Mrs B in a bag! ↗

— L.J. Smith

#humor

No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal. ↗

— Alessandra Torre

#humorous-quotes #reality #humor

Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges. ↗

— Kresley Cole

#humor

I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show. ↗

— Lisa Lutz

#humor

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER) ↗

— Darynda Jones

#humor

To-morrow I will begin," thought Katy, as she dropped asleep that night. How often we all do so! And what a pity it is that when morning comes and to-morrow is to-day, we so frequently wake up feeling quite differently; careless or impatient, and not a bit inclined to do the fine things we planned overnight. ↗

— Susan Coolidge

#procrastinating #family

I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project. ↗

— Ron Glass

#dramatic #funny #humorous #i #just

I mean, shit, what Latino family doesn't think it's cursed? ↗

— Junot Díaz

#family

Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

#funny #humorous-quotations #inspirational-quotations #lol #motivational-quotations

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#conduct #frame #humorous #i #i can