#humorous

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humorous #jace #funny

I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though. ↗

— Veronica Roth

#humor

You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor

I mean, shit, what Latino family doesn't think it's cursed? ↗

— Junot Díaz

#family

Un homme de cinquante ans ne tient pas longtemps rancune à une femme de vingt-trois. ↗

— Alexandre Dumas

#male-female-relationships #relationship

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#conduct #frame #humorous #i #i can

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#funny #funny-but-true #funny-quotes #humor #humorous

I've always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life. ↗

— Ted Lange

#aspects #explore #humorous #i #life

If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That’d lead ‘em right! That’s all I’m sayin’. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humorous-quotations #spiders #humor

I guess he believes if a lie is big enough and repeated often enough, it will be believed. ↗

— John McCain

#mccain-lies #political #humor