#humorous

She was thong-climbing-her-ass pissed. ↗

— Caris Roane

#humor

That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale. ↗

— E.A. Bucchianeri

#funny #humor #humorous #humour #life

Doubt is a lot like faith; A mustard's seed worth changes everything. ↗

— Donna Johnson

#humorous #literary-memoir #religion-meaning #change

So the world was nuts and he'd suddenly discovered a kink for geeks. There were worse things. ↗

— Louisa Edwards

#love

One of the things I love about labeling myself as an author is that I can read books and call it "researching writing styles." --Mike Mankoff ↗

— Mike Mankoff

#love

Si el universo fuese un vestido,¿cuál te pondrías esta noche? ↗

— Sonia Fernández-Vidal

#quantic-love #science #love

You can crab over the morning paper and kick the shins of the guy in the next seat at the movies and feel mean and discouraged and sneer at the politicians but there are a lot of nice people in the world just the same. ↗

— Raymond Chandler

#inspirational #inspirational

wear flannel next to your skin, and never believe in eternal punishment. ↗

— Julian Barnes

#inspirational #inspirational

If you are not dancing, your dead. ↗

— Lisa Alpine

#humorous #inspirational #inspirational

If you're on your back, you're not on your feet! ↗

— Sylvia Day

#inspirational