#humorous

Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

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I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little. ↗

— Jeri Smith-Ready

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I'm sorry, but you just can't fit fabulous into a backpack. ↗

— Samantha Sotto

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My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday." "Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week." Ian nods his head. "Pretty much. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

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Shall I add a man to my collection? ↗

— Patricia A. McKillip

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Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?" "Because they're real." "How do you know?" "The one I was holding crapped on my hand. ↗

— Jim Butcher

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Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate. ↗

— Jim Butcher

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You can't beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning! ↗

— Charlie Sheen

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I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man) ↗

— James Patterson

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Still trying to save the world?” “Always,” I said, “and in case you haven’t noticed, it’s working. The world is still here. ↗

— Nicole Williams

#save-the-world #humor