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I jerk around and see Sister Dora, a portly woman who's the head cook in the kitchen, staring daggers at me. This is nothing new. She stares daggers at everyone who walks through the lunch line holding a tray, as though our needing sustenance is a personal affront.


Pittacus Lore


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You've got better boobs," i acknowledged. And just as we'd done each time we'd had this boobs-versus-legs conversation, we looked down at our chests. Ogled. Compared.


Chloe Neill


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If you had a piece of coal, we could hold her down, shove it up her ass, and come collect a big, fat diamond in a few days.


M. Leighton


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I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through.


Derek Landy


#humorous #threats #what-the-hell #humor

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms." "Eh?" "Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit.


Jim Butcher


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There are all kinds of psychological disorders in the West that don't exist in Asia.


Amy Chua


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I haven't devoured a soul in...What month is this? March?


Rick Riordan


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Kope!” the other guy yeled. “What the frick?! You got some cheetah blood in you or what?”“Seriously!” insisted Blake. “How did you run so fast?” “I am African.” Without taking his eyes from mine, Kopano eased himself off me, and I sat up.


Wendy Higgins


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It was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane.


Terry Pratchett


#inspirational #life #humor

She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.


Derek Landy


#humor #humorous #immaturity #teenagers #teens