#humorist

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. ↗

— Peter De Vries

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Today I feel like I did tomorrow. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

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Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature. ↗

— James Thurber

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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. ↗

— Will Rogers

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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ↗

— Will Rogers

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I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist. ↗

— Dick Gregory

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I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

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Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense. ↗

— Jean Shepherd

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