#humorist

Today I feel like I did tomorrow. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#comedy-humor #humor #humorist #humorous #humorous-quotes

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#comical #humor #humorist #humorous #philisophical

If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and every day! ↗

— Jeannine M. Luby

#inspirational-attitude #wellness #attitude

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist. ↗

— Dick Gregory

#humorist #i

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #never #pretended #reporter

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. ↗

— David Sedaris

#big news #exaggerates #get #how #humorist

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense. ↗

— Jean Shepherd

#humor #humorist #funny

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. ↗

— Don Herold

#about #bad #feels #good #humorist

I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration. ↗

— David Sedaris

#always #been #exaggeration #humorists #i

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#funny-humor #funny-satire #humor #humorist #humorous