#humorist

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. ↗

— Will Rogers

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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ↗

— Will Rogers

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I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist. ↗

— Dick Gregory

#humorist #i

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #never #pretended #reporter

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. ↗

— David Sedaris

#big news #exaggerates #get #how #humorist

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

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Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense. ↗

— Jean Shepherd

#humor #humorist #funny

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. ↗

— Don Herold

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I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration. ↗

— David Sedaris

#always #been #exaggeration #humorists #i

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#funny-humor #funny-satire #humor #humorist #humorous