#humor

In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#humor #beauty

You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one. ↗

— Jess C. Scott

#celebrity-culture #celebrity-gossip #celebutard #dark-humor #fake

While it is true that Frank had a great sense of humor, he was also very serious about composing music. In reality there are only a handful of skilled players who can play his most complex pieces. It takes a lot of patience to learn and requires a fantastic memory. ↗

— Dweezil Zappa

#also #complex #composing #fantastic #frank

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too. ↗

— Jim Goad

#i #i think #jewish #kind #most

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality. ↗

— Amber Tamblyn

#enjoyed #god #humor #i #liked

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. ↗

— Wavy Gravy

#friend #funny #humor #just #keep

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset. ↗

— David Alan Grier

#biggest #get #humor #i #older

The questions I raise about society comprise the postmortem exam of a failing class. ↗

— Bauvard

#death #funny #humor #society #death

We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations, and you can also have your own style, personality and sense of humor, because now we're allowed to. ↗

— Lisa Guerrero

#also #because #envelope #expectations #humor

I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#about #amazing #both #close #complete