#humor

I have never seen a wrestling match or prize fight, and I don't want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him. ↗

— Hedy Lamarr

#men #wrestling #men

Since time immemorial any woman with half a brain has known that in the pursuit of romance she must hide it ↗

— Mavis Cheek

#relationship

For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#penguins #humor

You’re a fool,” Quinhelm accused. “Any man who would allow himself to be bewitched by a woman needs a good dunking in a cold barrel of water.” (Quinhelm, the wizard, from BRIGGEN) ↗

— Ann B. Keller

#men #women #men

Entertainment is business: the business of fucking art in the face. ↗

— Eugene Mirman

#business #entertainment #humor #art

I closed my eyes and prayed for divine intervention. I waited a beat and nothing happened. Guess God was busy with war and famine and the like. ↗

— Kristen Ashley

#rock-chick #business

Great men are not known by their sizes, but by the greatness in their characters ↗

— OladosuOlatayo

#truth #wisdom #men

If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have got no further because of all the people saying "What colour? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#men

A lady decidedly. Fast? perhaps. Original? undoubtedly. Worth knowing? rather. ↗

— George Egerton

#humor #women #men

Kruun: Lies. The great human weapon. Pathetic. Scott: I'd say "pathetic"would be falling for them. Especially Kitty's. ↗

— Joss Whedon

#men