#humor

Housewife: a position requiring great ambition to fill. Must have the determination to scrub mold, the good taste to distribute a checking account, and the good will to repeat this at a maid service or department store after her husband starts coming home drunk. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #marriage #wife #funny

I will always share a deep connection with my significant other, but I had to go back to my wife. Somebody got her pregnant, and I’m not about to pay child support. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #love #marriage #funny

When your paper bills can’t buy dentures, put gold in your mouth. Just don’t ever smile. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#humor #money #funny

Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #politicians #funny

If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part. ↗

— Eric San

#drawing #get #humor #part #probably

Graphic design is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, abnormality, hobbies and humors. ↗

— George Santayana

#eccentricity #graphic #graphic design #heresy #hobbies

In the beginning, my mother humored me when I told her I wanted to be a reporter. ↗

— Jessica Savitch

#her #humored #i #in the beginning #me

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. ↗

— Anne Wilson Schaef

#enjoy #enjoy life #everyone #feel #fun

If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race. ↗

— Laura Schlessinger

#color #humor #marry #out #race

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic. ↗

— Barbet Schroeder

#humor #sarcastic #very