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(pg.31) "As it was, my first days on Earth were somewhat anticlimactic. Mother and Father seemed so happy tempting and corrupting that I didn't want to interrupt them. But the fact was that I hadn't the slightest clue what to do with myself. I tried to convince cows to take over the world, to rampage across the fields slaughtering all in their wake, to start a new religion of udder worship, to build cities devoted to the consumption of grass, their aqueducts running with fresh milk. I even prepared a pictorial presentation of cows traveling into outer space aboard butter-powered space churns, but the cows seemed unconvinced, and soon returned to wondering how many stomachs they had. The current belief was seventeen. Cows:Unambitious.


George Pendle


#death

There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it.


Miguel de Cervantes


#benefit #brag #draw #expressing #him

By educating me at home, my parents were able to give me individualized attention without the usual distractions that kids in regular school experience, like dating and friendship. Not to mention that traditional school can be dangerous. I’ve heard about kids catching the flu and chicken pox, even Judaism. And how about those poor kids lugging all those heavy books to and from school every day? My books never went anywhere, just like me. I felt so bad when I’d see kids on my street giggling and chasing each other around with those awkward backpacks.


Colin Nissan


#homeschooling #humor #satire #dating

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.


Margaret Cho


#face #good #humor #laugh #life

I don't have a very quick sense of humor.


Florenz Ziegfeld


#i #quick #sense #sense of humor #very

Come forward as servants of Islam, organize the people economically, socially, educationally and politically and I am sure that you will be a power that will be accepted by everybody.


Muhammad Ali Jinnah


#corruption #culture #education #harmony #humor

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.


Samuel Taylor Coleridge


#humor #mind #organized #sense #sense of humor

When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. * If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life. * Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.


Etienne Guerin DeForest


#funny-quotes #humor #zombie #zombie-apocalypse #zombies

Finally someone takes me seriously enough to ask for my word of honor, and it’s a villain.


Sherwood Smith


#humor #villian #beauty

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.


Bill Cosby


#anything #around #even #find #laughter