#humor

Smile...it kills time between disasters. ↗

— Barbara Johnson

#inspirational-quotes #inspirational

God is dead" Nietzsche "Nietzsche is dead" God ↗

— Unkown

#inspirational

No one has ever seen a Brink's truck delivering money into a cemetery...so enjoy your life, while you still can! ↗

— Timothy Pina

#inspirational

The function of mind is response The function of life is adaptation; Forests are adaptations of seeds, And seeds of dust. ↗

— Lao Tzu chapter

#humor #inspirational #science #inspirational

The Peace Panda Says...Pandas are as ancient as Tibet. Being that we are natural citizens there...We share their wisdom too! ↗

— Timothy Pina

#inspirational

Graham is late for school because I had him stay up late to watch Citizen Kane. ↗

— Elwy Yost

#inspirational #real-life #inspirational

I love to read; I love to listen; I love to talk -- in that order. ↗

— C.L. Gammon

#inspirational #inspirational

¿No es increible todo lo que puede tener dentro un lápiz? ↗

— Quino

#imagination #mafalda #imagination

The priest then turning toward the bride, inquired: "Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband, etc., etc., so long as ye both shall live?" To which the bride, throwing aside her veil, answered, firmly: "No! Not if he were the last man and I the last woman on the face of the earth and the human race was about to become extinct and the angel of Gabriel came down from above to ask it of me as a personal favor." The effect of this outburst, this revelation, this explosion, may be imagined but can never be adequately described. ↗

— E.D.E.N. Southworth

#reversal #wedding #imagination

I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking ↗

— Albert Einstein

#epiphany #humor #inspiration #humor