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Black holes are where God divided by zero. ↗

— Albert Einstein

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You should have seen the look on your skull... ↗

— Rich Burlew

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Case fuckin closed. ↗

— Stephen King

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I like pancakes. ↗

— Brandon Mull

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Or is it that I think too much? ↗

— Steve Martin

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I was also built from delusional optimism and folly. ↗

— A.S. King

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It unscrews the other way. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

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They're book addicts. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#humor #reading #humor

Har. Bloody. Har. ↗

— Stephanie Perkins

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Oh no, is it naked time? ↗

— Ilona Andrews

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