#humor

It’s simply the most adorable thing ever: My mother has joined a gang. ↗

— Josh Lieb

#josh-lieb #humor

You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it. ↗

— Kesha

#get #humor #life #sense #sense of humor

I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor. ↗

— Kesha

#five-year-old #humor #i #just #very

Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt, more hurt, or killed. Oh, and don't hurt the alligators--they're a protected species. ↗

— Gini Koch

#humor #humor

How old are you?" asked Door. Richard was pleased she had asked; he would never have dared. "As old as my tongue," said Hunter, primly, "and a little older than my teeth. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#humor

I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. ↗

— Greg Kinnear

#ever #find #funny #humor #i

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. ↗

— Allen Klein

#alter #any #cope #help #instant

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. ↗

— Allen Klein

#around #bigger #diminish #does #get

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. ↗

— Allen Klein

#about #attitude #change #humor #may

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up. ↗

— Allen Klein

#always #attitude #begins #bleak #box