#humor

I shouldn't be surprised. Catholicism is the ultimate loophole religion (sin, confess, repeat), so it makes sense that a priest would know better than anyone how to work the angles. Still, when you go to confession and say, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," you don't expect him to say, "So, who hasn't? ↗

— Marc Acito

#religion #forgiveness

If I had created myself, I would be taller, blond, and more well endowed, financially. I would have cast out spiders and bad-hair days. Therefore, and hence, I believe strongly in a Creator who not only gave me the gift, but the free will to create my own journey through life. ↗

— Audrey Conn

#spiritual-growth #inspirational

Don't judge a cat by its coat. ↗

— Magdalena VandenBerg

#cats #humor-inspirational #inspirational #pets #inspirational

If you are not in charge of your life, who is? ↗

— Val Edward Simone

#inspirational #motivational #inspirational

You're not a mistake. You were fearfully and wonderfully. Be grateful for what you are and for what you have. Have a Tremendous Day Ahead<3<3 ↗

— Reason Nkosinathi Makhubela

#inspirational #motivational #inspirational

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies. ↗

— Russell Brand

#humor #inspirational #satire #humor

You have come to earth to entertain and to be entertained. ↗

— Paramahansa Yogananda

#inspiration #humor

For women, shoes are the most important. Good shoes take you good places. ↗

— Seo Min Hyun

#humor #inspirational #shoes #humor

Life is good, and there's no reason to think it won't be--right up until the moment when everything explodes into a fireball of tiny, unrecognizable fragments, or it all goes skidding sideways, through the guardrail, over the embankment, and down the mountain. This will happen (and probably more than once). ↗

— Michael J. Fox

#inspirational #realistic #humor

Sometimes, there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day. ↗

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

#inspirational #humor