#humor

We fiction writers are a brazen lot, are we not? For we, in our passion, embrace just enough truth to consecrate our delicately contrived lies. ↗

— Val Edward Simone

#inspirational #motivational #true #truth #inspirational

Sometimes I feel like I am on top of the world. Other times it feels like the world is on top of me. ↗

— Raegan Butcher

#inspirational-life #inspirational

Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name ↗

— Construction wall Philadelphia

#inspirational #inspirational

A grapefruit is ionly a lemon that saw an oppurtunity and took advantage of it. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#inspirational #inspirational

¿No es increible todo lo que puede tener dentro un lápiz? ↗

— Quino

#imagination #mafalda #imagination

The priest then turning toward the bride, inquired: "Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband, etc., etc., so long as ye both shall live?" To which the bride, throwing aside her veil, answered, firmly: "No! Not if he were the last man and I the last woman on the face of the earth and the human race was about to become extinct and the angel of Gabriel came down from above to ask it of me as a personal favor." The effect of this outburst, this revelation, this explosion, may be imagined but can never be adequately described. ↗

— E.D.E.N. Southworth

#reversal #wedding #imagination

Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds. ↗

— George Gordon Byron

#fish #horse #humor #inspirational #science

Lägg dig senast vi tio-tiden , då den kosmiska strålningen före midnatt verkar förnyande på hela ditt nervsystem. ↗

— Birgit Sjöberg

#inspirational #science #inspirational

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen ↗

— Stephen King

#inspirational #humor

Supervillain" means never having to say you're sorry ↗

— G.D. Falksen

#inspirational #steampunk #inspirational