#humor

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Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.


Louise Rennison


#humor

NI! Oh no! Not ni!


Graham Chapman


#holy-grail #humor #funny

I know why you picked that movie,' he told her. Annie smiled and said, 'It fits our life in a few ways, I guess.' Buster pointed at the screen, which was now blank. 'It shows you that you have to stay vigilant to find a missing person, even when people tell you not to, that it's possible to bring them back from the dead.' Annie shook her head. 'I picked it because it shows that after you bring someone back from the dead, you get to kill them yourself.


Kevin Wilson


#family

FK THAT. I AM TUCKER MAX. I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.


Tucker Max


#inspirational #humor

All men are selfish, brutal and inconsiderate--and I wish I could find one.


Shulamith Firestone


#humor

There are certain things I learned when I first started learning about acting, to try and place the character physically and emotionally. And the way you place them emotionally is often with humor.


David Duchovny


#acting #certain #certain things #character #emotionally

A brick could be used as a dream stimulator. Just tap it gently against your forehead. And if the mechanism gets stuck, just slam it down on your skull to jar everything loose.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in your hands and say, This is not a dream.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Skull merchandise never depricates. Flamming skulls appricate faster.


Mayhem Saying


#humor

For pity’s sake, shut your royal gob and stop with the incessant screaming!” he demanded, pressing a finger to his lips for silence. “It’s damned annoying.


L.T. Suzuki


#dreams