#humbert

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. ↗

— Vladimir Nabokov

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#love #love

I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don't believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me! ↗

— Brian Celio

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#humbert #humor #salinger #wordplay #humor