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The atmosphere is always very grave when I walk into a cemetery.


Jarod Kintz


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The difference between me and a scientist is a little word called “Science.” I don’t believe in it. Science has yet to validate my disbelief in Bigfoot.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #science #change

Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.


Jarod Kintz


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Last night the secrets of the universe were revealed to me, and they had nipples.


Jarod Kintz


#nipples #secrets #universe #change

Fs Are "Fabulous" Hey, Mom and Dad! I got my grades! And you'll be thrilled to hear the marks on our report cards are changed around this year. A bunch of kids were telling me this morning on the bus, that they had heard some teachers say that Fs are "fabulous." And Ds are proudly given out for work that's "dynamite." They're used to honor kids like me, whose brains are really bright. So C of course is super "cool"- I've got a few of those. I wish they could be Ds and Fs, but that's the way it goes. I'm pleased to see my teacher didn't give an A or B. I've worked too hard for one of those. Gosh, aren't you proud of me? I see you don't believe me. You think that I am lying? At least you will agree that I should get an A for trying!


Ted Scheu


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She did not especially appreciate children either, but could be kind to them when they were silent.


Gordon Dahlquist


#humor #change

During this kind of highly structured, self-motivated hard work, Csikszentmihalyi wrote, we regularly achieve the greatest form of happiness available to human beings: intense, optimistic engagement with the world around us. We feel fully alive, full of potential and purpose--in other words, we are completely activated as human beings.


Jane McGonigal


#games #happiness #human-potential #change

In all honesty, men changed a few rules when they became what was referred to as househusbands. Bill didn't make beds, cook, dust, do laundry, windows or floors, or give birth. What he did do was pay bills, call people to fix the plumbing, handle the investments and taxes, volunteer big time, take papers to the garage, change license plates, get the cars serviced, and pick up the cleaning. If women had had that kind of schedule, who knows, we'd probably still be in the home.


Erma Bombeck


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We didn’t like each other when you were alive,” I muttered to my father. “You think living in my head is going to change that?


Devon Monk


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Definitions, her grandmother once said, had to be like a fat man's belt - big enough to cover the subject but elastic enough to allow for change. The Sunborn


Gregory Benford


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