#hum

That bullies have low self-esteem is a fact written by neurotic nerds. In the battle of intellect versus power, the winner lacks integrity. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #nerds #self-esteem #funny

They are more human and more brotherly towards one another, it seems to me, than we are. But perhaps that is merely because they feel themselves to be more unfortunate than us. ↗

— Erich Maria Remarque

#because #brotherly #feel #human #me

The liberty of the individual is a necessary postulate of human progress. ↗

— Ernest Renan

#human progress #individual #liberty #necessary #postulate

I want to be a good human being. ↗

— Jeremy Renner

#good #good human #human #human being #i

In the 'Hurt Locker' there's a lot of me in there, a sense of humor, a man of few words and a lot of action. ↗

— Jeremy Renner

#few #humor #hurt #locker #lot

When trees are blocking your horizon, build a balcony. The sunset will be breathtaking, but not as literally as the stumps. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#humor #trees #funny

Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth." "But who would use your toothbrush?" I ask. Lola says "I think that lion. I saw a lion with my toothbrush and now he's brushing his teeth with it." "But it isn't this your toothbrush Lola?" "Oh," says Lola, "he must be using yours. ↗

— Lauren Child

#funny #humor #funny

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. ↗

— Agnes Repplier

#distorts #earthly #false #gods #laughed

I do actually believe in love. I can't say that I'm 100 percent successful in that department, but I think it's one of the few worthwhile human experiences. It's cooler than anything I can think of right now. ↗

— Trent Reznor

#anything #believe #cooler #department #experiences

You see I've been taking these tests to tell when I'm ovulating and when I'm mostfertile. And well...it's now." "Oh, so you came up here for a fuck?" Emma cringed. "Do you always have to be so crude?" He chuckled. "I'm sorry. Would you prefer I call it an afternoon delight?" he teased. ↗

— Katie Ashley

#humor #romance #funny