#hum

If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #penis #think #age

As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries. (Grace) ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#age

If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #love #lovers #age

I’m always the last in love by exactly one person. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #song #age

Herein lies the tragedy of the age: Not that men are poor, - all men know something of poverty. Not that men are wicked, - who is good? Not that men are ignorant, - what is truth? Nay, but that men know so little of men. ↗

— W.E.B. Du Bois

#ignorance #age

I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

Young men speak about the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future. ↗

— Boyd K. Packer

#future #humor #past #age

Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a telephone wire, rather than simply picking up the phone to call or text. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And coming from you, nothing is simply much more than I want. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age