#housework

Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#humor #humor

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#kill #right #will #you

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#cares #catch #door #else #fire

My mother made me do all the housework as a boy. I still do it, even in hotels. ↗

— Ernest Borgnine

#even #hotels #housework #i #made

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. ↗

— Evan Esar

#does #done #hasn #housework #nobody

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. ↗

— Katharine Whitehorn

#book #comes #ever #household #housework