#housework

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. ↗

— Katharine Whitehorn

#book #comes #ever #household #housework

You won't do any more housework? Then you go to the bin. ↗

— Kate Millett

#bin #go #housework #more #then

My parents were liberal intellectuals but even they expected me to stay at home and look after my younger siblings and do the housework. ↗

— Sara Paretsky

#even #expected #home #housework #intellectuals

Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#humor #humor

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#kill #right #will #you

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#cares #catch #door #else #fire