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#housekeeping

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.


Phyllis Diller


#housekeeping #kids

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.


Erma Bombeck


#housekeeping #humor #humor

A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!


Jennifer Wilson


#friendship #housekeeping #real-friends #true-friends #friendship

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.


Edgar Bergen


#church #definitely #going #housekeeping #how

I always wondered why the makers leave housekeeping and cooking out of their tales. Isn't it what all the great wars and battles are fought for -- so that at day's end a family may eat together in a peaceful house? The tale tells how the Lords of Manva hunted & gathered roots & cooked their suppers while they were camped in exile in the foothills of Sul, but it doesn't say what their wives & children were living on in their city left ruined & desolate by the enemy. They were finding food too, somehow, cleaning house & honoring the gods, the way we did in the siege & under the tyranny of the Alds. When the heroes came back from the mountain, they were welcomed with a feast. I'd like to know what the food was and how the women managed it.


Ursula K. Le Guin


#gender #housekeeping #storytelling #family

I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after college, getting an entry level magazine job at 21, working in the fiction department at Good Housekeeping and then working as a fashion editor there as well as writing many articles for the magazine.


Judith Krantz


#articles #college #dating #department #dozens

Housework can kill you if done right.


Erma Bombeck


#housekeeping #humor #humor

Every spirit passing through the world fingers the tangible and mars the mutable and finally has come to look and not to buy. So shoes are worn and hassocks are sat upon and finally everything is left where it was and the spirit passes on, just as the wind in the orchard picks up the leaves from the ground as if there were no other pleasure in the world but brown leaves, as if it would deck, clothe, flesh itself in flourishes of dusty brown apple leaves and then drops them all in a heap at the side of the house and goes on.


Marilynne Robinson


#housekeeping #inspirational #inspirational

Living inside the shuttle was a little like camping out. We ended up sleeping in our seats. You had to pay attention to housekeeping, not get things too dirty.


Robert Crippen


#camping #dirty #ended #get #had

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.


Betty Friedan


#housekeeping #orgasm #sex #sexuality #women






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