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There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #flag #flagpole #funny #honor

In a sad twist of fate, the bill to reauthorize the Patriot Act was debated on the floor of the House of Representatives the same day that terrorists struck again.


Jim Sensenbrenner


#again #bill #day #debated #fate

Und was passiert, wenn du nicht mehr da bist, um [...] mich immer daran zu erinnern, wie ein Zuhause ist?


P.C. Cast


#home #house-of-night #verbrannt #home

I mean, imagine how some unfortunate Master Criminal would feel, on coming down to do a murder at the old Grange, if he found that not only was Sherlock Holmes putting in the weekend there, but Hercule Poirot, as well." ~ Bertram "Bertie" Wooster


P.G. Wodehouse


#jeeves #sherlock-holmes #wodehouse #wooster #imagination

The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else. But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.


Charlaine Harris


#heartbroken #sookie-stackhouse #vampire #life

I have written it before and am not ashamed to write it again. Without Wodehouse I am not sure that I would be a tenth of what I am today -- whatever that may be. In my teenage years, his writings awoke me to the possibilities of language. His rhythms, tropes, tricks and mannerisms are deep within me. But more than that, he taught me something about good nature. It is enough to be benign, to be gentle, to be funny, to be kind.


Stephen Fry


#humour #language #life #wodehouse #writing

Live. How many of us need to be reminded that living has nothing to do with trying to be as good as someone else, or trying to fit into some category, or filling in the blanks on some stupid checklist. That it has nothing to do with punishing yourself for past mistakes.


Suzanne Selfors


#coffeehouse #life #live #life

The time would not pass. Somebody was playing with the clocks, and not only the electronic clocks but the wind-up kind too. The second hand on my watch would twitch once, and a year would pass, and then it would twitch again. There was nothing I could do about it. As an Earthling I had to believe whatever clocks said -and calendars.


Kurt Vonnegut


#human #life #slaughterhouse-five #time #life

A knock down has never been a knockout unless you allow it.


Jaachynma N.E. Agu


#agu #be-different #chiyson #greater-glory #higher-life






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