#horny

Women get lonely, while men merely get horny. I should know, because I’d feel lonely even if I were surrounded by 11 clones of myself.   ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#lonely #men

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living. ↗

— Johnny Bench

#did #exactly #horny #i #into

I believe in the compelling power of love. I do not understand it. I believe it to be the most fragrant blossom of all this thorny existence. ↗

— Theodore Dreiser

#believe #blossom #compelling #existence #fragrant

Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny. So when Jody sat down across from him and the tsunami of hormones washed over him, he was quite shocked that he had ever forgotten. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#jody #tommy #love

Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#horny #lust #need #sexy #tall

The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten. ↗

— George William Curtis

#any #believe #big #big mistake #did

Mine is the horny hand of toil. ↗

— John Singer Sargent

#horny #mine #toil

When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though. ↗

— Penelope Spheeris

#hell #horny #imagine #men #money

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#creativity #distracted #eventually #get #horny

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out. ↗