#hoot

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father. ↗

— Mary Todd Lincoln

#going #jokes #keep #like #making

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery! ↗

— Meat Loaf

#day #ever #hip #i #me

I find it a turnoff whenever men aren't into some kind of sport. And, no, video games don't count. I dated a guy who was into video games, and I wanted to shoot myself. ↗

— Eva Longoria

#dated #find #games #guy #i

The world fell apart. Sirhan Sirhan shot Bobby Kennedy. Why were people shooting all the Kennedys? Had the country gone mad? ↗

— Lorna Luft

#bobby #bobby kennedy #country #fell #gone

I don't shoot movies quickly because I get a lot of coverage and a lot of angles, so we have all the pieces in the editing. I do a lot of takes, but it's because I'm looking for something. ↗

— Nancy Meyers

#because #coverage #editing #get #i

Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us. ↗

— Larry Miller

#bullet #difference #idea #knew #never

I can shoot pool, and I can play ping-pong. I'm pretty good at those games. ↗

— Thelonious Monk

#good #i #i can #play #pool

Humility, that low, sweet root, from which all heavenly virtues shoot. ↗

— Thomas Moore

#humility #low #root #shoot #sweet

It's a hard thing to do, to be given a script, and know that you've got to turn up on the first day of the shoot - generally without having had any rehearsal - and present a character. It's really baffling; it's incredibly hard to know how to begin, to approach it, other than just thinking about it. ↗

— Emily Mortimer

#any #approach #baffling #begin #character

I get nervous when they start shooting piano players. ↗

— Harry Nilsson

#i #nervous #piano #players #shooting