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The lawn is the last suburban frontier. It separates us from the corruption of the street and its triker gangs. When drive-by shootings occur, our grass gets a shower instead of our windows getting water-stains.


Bauvard


#funny #gangs #humor #lawns #shootings

I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion. 



Jarod Kintz


#dangerous #fire #firearm #gun #guns

Stupid deer," I said, embarrassed about being startled. "We need a ladder." "I think they're easier to shoot with a rifle." "I'm not talking about the deer," I said, hitting Milo on the back of his shoulder. "We need a ladder to look over the wall." "Or a catapult," Milo said seriously.


Obert Skye


#deer #humorous #shooting #humor

Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the jetpack trying to shoot it down with a bow and arrow.



Jarod Kintz


#bow #buffalo #butterfly #humble #humility

Shooting up a school won’t help angry kids get the love and good grades they need. Only seducing teachers and blackmailing them can do that.


Bauvard


#love #school-shooting #teachers #love

His fingers gouged into my leg harder. "My sister was in that cafeteria," he said. "She saw her friends die, thanks to you and that puke boyfriend of yours. She still has nightmares about it. He got what he deserved, but you got a free pass. That ain't right. You should've died that day, Sister Death. Everyone wishes you would have. Look around. Where is Jessica, if she wants you here so bad? Even the friends you came here with don't want to be with you." "Let go of me," I said again, pulling on his fingers. But he only pinched tighter. "Your boyfriend isn't the only one who can get his hands on a gun," he said. Slowly he eased himself up to standing again. He reached into the waistband of his jeans and pulled out something small and dark. He pointed it at me, and when the moonlight hit it, I gasped and pressed myself against the barn wall.


Jennifer Brown


#hate #school-shooting #threats #death

Do not allow yourself to be full of hate, princess. Hate is a heavy thing. It weighs us down, chaining us in a dark place. You focus on your love. If you want to be free of this heavy darkness you feel, focus on your love. Love is a chariot with a skeleton key to the chains which hate can wrap around you. To love is to be free.


H.D. Gordon


#love #shooting-stars #star-crossed #star-crossed-lovers #surah-stormsong

We bumped into other silent lines of kids going in the same direction. We looked like we were much younger and our lines were headed to the cafeteria or recess or the carpool line. Or it could’ve been a fire drill. Except for the stone-faced police officers weaving between us with rifles.


Laura Anderson Kurk


#grief #gun-violence #laura-anderson-kurk #love #school-shooting

I've been to location shoots in Mexico before, and everyone ends up getting sick.


Ann Rutherford


#before #ends #everyone #getting #i

When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.


Eli Wallach


#talk #you






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