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The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life


Hunter S. Thompson


#hooker #hunter #loathing #thompson #waitress

This is ridiculous! I am going to look like I just hopped out of the hooker version of Alice in Wonderland.


Jessica Fortunato


#costume #hooker #love #ridiculous #love

In a depression, attendance to sporting events goes down, while the percentage of people fornicating goes up, because sex is free. I know, some of you are probably thinking, Free! Where do I find those hookers?!


Jarod Kintz


#economic-depression #fornicating #funny #hookers #humor

I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #hooker #hospitality #hospitality-industry #hotel

Fat bitch," Kessa murmured as the door scraped closed behind Mrs. Stone. "She meant well, Francesca. And you see, everyone thinks you're too thin." "Since when is Mrs. Stone an authority on appearance. I've heard you say a thousand times that she looks like an old hooker." "I never said anything of the sort. What I said was that she wears too much makeup and her clothes are indiscreet." "Which means she looks like an old hooker. Well, if that's the way a woman is supposed to look, I'd rather be too skinny." Kessa felt a flash of pleasure at the argument. Just let her mother try to push food into her now.


Steven Levenkron


#argument #bitch #eating-disorder #fat #fight

I'm John Lee Hooker in the sense that he was a blues man and he played blues his whole life. I'm a rock guy and I'm going to play rock music my whole life.


Sammy Hagar


#going #guy #his #i #john

To sing, to laugh, to dream, to walk in my own way and be alone, free, with an eye to see things as they are, a voice that means manhood—to cock my hat where I choose— At a word, a Yes, a No, to fight—or write. To travel any road under the sun, under the stars, nor doubt if fame or fortune lie beyond the bourne— Never to make a line I have not heard in my own heart; yet, with all modesty to say: "My soul, be satisfied with flowers, with fruit, with weeds even; but gather them in the one garden you may call your own.


Edmond Rostand


#dreams

I’m a romantic. I like cold coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #hooker #orgasms #funny

I used to listen to country and western and blues, John Lee Hooker, spirituals, the Bluegrass Boys, and Eddie Arnold. There was a radio station that come on everyday with country, spirituals, and the blues.


Otis Rush


#bluegrass #blues #come #country #eddie

I've always loved the blues, John Lee Hooker, Janis Joplin, Hendrix.


Eddie Money


#blues #hendrix #i #janis #janis joplin






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