#hook

I’m a romantic. I like cold coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #hooker #orgasms #funny

The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#because #better #bit #camera #each

I've calmed down already. I don't hook up anymore. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#anymore #calmed #down #hook #i

I'm going to let myself off the hook, because if there's one thing that is not my focus at the moment, it's how much I weigh. ↗

— Emily Procter

#focus #going #hook #how #i

The unutterable violence of the Holocaust shook our confidence in the possibility of telling any story of faith at all. ↗

— Timothy Radcliffe

#confidence #faith #holocaust #our #possibility

I questioned her further, and eventually got to talk to her doctor. And her doctor sort of shook his head and he said, 'I have examined her for throat cancer at least 15 times in the past few years. ↗

— James Randi

#doctor #eventually #examined #few #further

I am often on guard over the Russians. In the darkness one sees their forms move like stick storks, like great birds. They come close up to the wire fence and lean their faces against it. Their fingers hook round the mesh. ↗

— Erich Maria Remarque

#am #birds #close #come #darkness

I started getting on my feet and clowning around, and they ended up putting me in a play when I was 12. And I was hooked. ↗

— Tim Robbins

#clowning #ended #feet #getting #hooked

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. ↗

— Steven Wright

#accelerator #behind #brake #gas #gone

If you want to catch more fish, use more hooks. ↗

— George Allen, Sr.

#fish #hooks #more #use #want