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Sugar maple!" Mary-Todd Holt knelt over her husband. "Are you all right?" Eisenhower sat up, and egg-size lump blooming on his crown. "Of course I'm all right!" he managed, his words slurred. "You think a little insect can stop me?" Reagan was unconvinced. "I don't know, Dad. She brained you with a baseball bat!" "Hockey stick," Dan corrected. "Those could be your last words, brat–


Gordon Korman


#dan #eisenhower #holt #humor #mary-todd

Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated!


Shelly Laurenston


#van-holtz #wolves #humor

What? Quinn's one of them? I just thought he was an a*shole!


Simon Holt


#funny #simon-holt #the-devouring #funny

It was safe to assume he'd not only read the play but then re-read it, cross-referenced the annotations, and probably joined an online chat group called Buds of the Bard or something equally nerdy


Simon Holt


#simon-holt #soulstice #equality

I think you inhaled too much lead from those scantron sheets


Simon Holt


#funny #simon-holt #soulstice #funny

Hey! Guy with scary eyes?" Madison called out. "You know what a moose does when someone insults her family?" Ivan raised his eyebrows. "She does this." Madison crouched down and charged Ivan. Her head hit him in the stomach.


Rick Riordan


#madison-holt #moose #the #family

Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary


Simon Holt


#funny #simon-holt #the-devouring #funny

Cole, for Christ's sake, will you stop staring at me like I'm beefcake of the month?


Simon Holt


#quinn #simon-holt #soulstice #funny






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