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I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather.


Arthur Conan Doyle


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I wanted to end the world but,I'll settle for ending yours.


Arthur Conan Doyle


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The emotional qualities are antagonistic to clear reasoning.


Arthur Conan Doyle


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How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth...


Sir Arthur Conan Doyle


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They say that genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains," he remarked with a smile. "It's a very bad definition, but it does apply to detective work.


Arthur Conan Doyle


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You cannot help being a female, and I should be something of a fool were I to discount your talents merely because of their housing.


Laurie R. King


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I should be very much obliged if you would slip your revolver into your pocket. An Eley's No. 2 is an excellent argument with gentlemen who can twist steel pokers into knots. That and a tooth-brush are, I think, all that we need.


Arthur Conan Doyle


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The devil’s agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?


Arthur Conan Doyle


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Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. "Watson" he says, "look up in the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions of stars, Holmes," says Watson. "And what do you conclude from that, Watson?" Watson thinks for a moment. "Well," he says, "astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignficant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!


Thomas Cathcart


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I imagine John Watson thinks love’s a mystery to me, but the chemistry is incredibly simple and very destructive. When we first met, you told me that a disguise is always a self portrait, how true of you, the combination to your safe – your measurements. But this is far more intimate. This is your heart, and you should never let it rule your head. You could have chosen any random number and walked out of here today with everything you worked for. But you just couldn’t resist it, could you? I’ve always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage. Thank you for the final proof.


Mark Gatiss


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