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I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. “Of course it’s a dream,” I thought. “The cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.”
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires. ↗

— Bauvard

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Hope is putting Faith "on the line" and expecting results! (from Mission Possible - Spiritual Covering) ↗

— Deborah L. McCarragher

#family-life #inspirational #marriage #non-fiction #relationships

The greatest love stories are not those in which love is only spoken, but those in which it is acted upon. ↗

— Steve Maraboli

#happiness #inspirational #life #love #motivational

I'm not crying because of you; you're not worth it. I'm crying because my delusion of who you were was shattered by the truth of who you are. ↗

— Steve Maraboli

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So often we experience things in life, and yet never see the connections between them. When we are given hardship, or feel pain, we often fail to consider that the experience may be the direct cause or result of another action or experience. Sometimes we fail to recognize the direct connection between the pain in our lives and our relationship with Allah SWT ↗

— Yasmin Mogahed

#inspirational #islamic-quotes #experience

Love grows from stable relationships, shared experience, loyalty, devotion, trust. ↗

— Richard Wright

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