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#hippopotamus

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There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud.


Carl Sandburg


#hippopotamus #me #mud #soar #wallow

Dressing, I chose the second shirt, the one softened in the mouth of a trained and perfumed albino hippopotamus and made entirely of pigeon's wool, because it goes better with the shoes than the one stitched with baby hair.


Nick Harkaway


#humor #shirt #wool #humor

I found in one of the tombs an inscription saying, 'If you touch my tomb, you will be eaten by a crocodile and hippopotamus.' It doesn't mean the hippo will eat you, it means the person really wanted his tomb to be protected.


Zahi Hawass


#eat #eaten #found #hippopotamus #his

There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.


Bertrand Russell


#account #fat #fat man #him #hippopotamus

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?


Mitch Hedberg


#hippopotamus #just #really






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