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How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'


Henny Youngman


#drive #guy #him #how #page

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.


Henny Youngman


#bill #doctor #gave #him #his

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.


Henny Youngman


#great #him #horse #horses #i

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!


Henny Youngman


#bed #complains #feet #first #get

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.


Henny Youngman


#brother-in-law #died #expert #first #first time

My brother Larry. He taught me how hard work and dedication to the game was the only way to make it. He's taken care of all my business activities for me and my family for many years, and I thank him for that.


Robin Yount


#brother #business #care #dedication #family

Darren McCarty is a big video game guy, and he brings his systems with him on the road.


Steve Yzerman


#brings #game #guy #him #his

If you have a guy like Jermaine, it's a pain in the neck. When we were on the road together in Europe, Jesus, I had to kick the girls off of him. I mean, they throw themselves on the floor and take off their hats.


Pia Zadora


#floor #guy #had #hats #him

If a senator calls me up and asks me what should we do in Iraq, I'm happy to talk to him.


Fareed Zakaria


#calls #happy #him #i #iraq

How do I know why Miles walks off the stage? Why don't you ask him? And besides, maybe we'd all like to be like Miles, and just haven't got the guts.


Dizzy Gillespie


#besides #got #guts #haven #him






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