#hilton

When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves. ↗

#funny-quotes #human-quotes #psychology-quotes #funny

Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton. ↗

— David Letterman

#changed #gay #guy #hilton #his

Part of me relates to Perez Hilton because he's an outcast. I don't have a lot of friends who are actresses. They're catty, and they'll cut you down. I like that Perez is proud of who he is and doesn't care what anybody thinks. ↗

— Amanda Bynes

#because #care #catty #cut #down

Pop music has been all but relegated to the remainder bin at MTV and VH1, where high-maintenance concoctions such as Paris Hilton, Flavor Flav, and Hulk Hogan's biohazard clan of bleached specimens provide endless hours of death-hastening diversion. ↗

— James Wolcott

#bin #bleached #clan #diversion #endless

I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that. ↗

— Paris Hilton

#because #heiress #hilton #i #known

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles. ↗

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

#gave #generous #hilton #me #settlement

I can still smell the tear gas in the Hilton Hotel. ↗

— Eugene McCarthy

#hilton #hotel #i #i can #smell

Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character to write about. ↗