#hilarious

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #hilarious




Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance.


Ransom Riggs


#forgiveness

I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay.


Lady Gaga


#funny #gaga #germanotta #hilarious #interview

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!


Rick Riordan


#funny #hilarious #humor #laugh-out-loud #name-badge

Tex's head snapped in my direction. Fuckin' A, woman, you've never had a s'more? he boomed I shook my head. Christ, everyone's gotta have a s'more before they die. Fuck that shit, I'll build a fire in my backyard tonight and I'll stop by Kumar's on the way home to get the stuff. Everyone can come by-


Kristen Ashley


#hector #hilarious #regret #rock-chick #sadie

Its Vermeer" Kat turned to the boy who lingered in the doorway. "It's stolen" "What can I say?" Hale eased behind her and studied the painting over her shoulder. "I met a very nice man who bet me he had the best security system in Istanbul." His breath was warm on the back of her neck. "He was mistaken.


Ally Carter


#hilarious #thief #society

All I can say is I've been reading the lips of bleeped-out words, angry baseball players, and stoned-out rock stars on awards shows for years and it's been hilarious. Everyone is always asking me what the bleeped-out parts are saying.


Marlee Matlin


#angry #asking #awards #baseball #baseball players

I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy


Seanan McGuire


#hilarious #funny

Let's pray that the human race never escapes Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere.


C.S. Lewis


#hilarious #escape

I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.


Jarod Kintz


#employment #hilarious #humor #jarod-kintz #job

Laboratory scientists use formaldehyde as a disinfectant or preservative. They don't fucking drink it.


Rory Freedman


#love