#hilarious

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The point is, if we find out you’ve been horrible to Harry —” “— and make no mistake, we’ll hear about it. “even if you won’t let Harry use the fellytone —” “Telephone


J.K. Rowling


#dursley #hilarious #lupin #tonks #hilarious

There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar And both were out of reach


Hilary Weeks


#reaching #hilarious

Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus, it rhymes with clitoris...and I really know my way around them. Big fan.


Emma Chase


#pick-up-line #hilarious

The shapes inched closer. I gaped at them, trying to discern their features. "I think I see dead people," I whispered. "Yep," Aidan said, smiling. "More vampire jokes. You're just fine, then. Once this is over, you and my brother will be BFFs." He wrapped his arms around me, pressing me against his broad chest. Against my better judgement, I leaned into him, strangely comforted.


Jayde Scott


#ancient-legends #hilarious #jayde-scott #hilarious

My ultimate is Peter Sellers - his ability to go broad and somehow humanize that and be hilarious at the same time. He was just relatable, real at the same time as insane. I find Ricky Gervais absolutely hilarious. Steve Martin is another hero of mine - he's a genius.


Hank Azaria


#absolutely #another #broad #find #genius

I happen to think singing is hilarious, especially when it pops out at the wrong time.


Ed Helms


#happen #hilarious #i #out #pops

She winced and covered her ears as Eric,onstage, wrestled with his microphone. "Sorry about that, guys!" he yelled. "All right. I'm Eric, and this is my homeboy Matt on the drums. My first poem is called 'Untitled.'" He screwed up his face as if in pain, and wailed into the mike. "Come my faux juggernaut, my nefarious loins! Slather every protuberance with arid zeal!" Simon slid down in his seat. "Please don't tell anyone I know him." Clary giggled. "Who uses the word 'loins'?" "Eric," Simon said grimly. "All his poems have loins in them." 'Turgid is my torment!" Eric wailed. "Agony swells within!" "You bet it does," Clary said.


Cassandra Clare


#eric #hilarious #poems #poetry-critic #simon-lewis