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All those poor elves I haven’t set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren’t enough hats!


J.K. Rowling


#granger #harry-potter #hats #hermione #houseelves

I knew it! I knew it! ” “Are we allowed to speak yet?” said Ron grumpily. Hermione ignored him. “Nicolas Flamel,” she whispered dramatically, “is the only known maker of the Philosopher's Stone!” This didn’t have quite the effect she’d expected. “The what?” said Harry and Ron. “Oh, honestly, don’t you two read? Look — read that, there.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #humor #philosopher-s-stone #ron-weasley #humor

Harry — I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!” And she sprinted away, up the stairs. “What does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from. “Loads more than I do,” said Ron, shaking his head. “But why’s she got to go to the library?” “Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron, shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #library #humor

No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?” “Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading,” said Ron, but very quietly.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #humor #out-of-character #quips #ron-weasley

So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #malfoy #ron-weasley #death

Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach. 'Ouch — ow — gerroff! What the — ? Hermione — OW!' “You — complete — arse — Ronald — Weasley!” She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #ron-weasley #death

Hermione turned and beamed at Harry; her eyes, too, were full of tears. ‘…then I declare you bonded for life.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #love #romance #death

Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?” asked Scrimgeour. “No, I’m not,” retorted Hermione. “I’m hoping to do some good in the world!


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #law #ministry-of-magic #death

Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry" said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron's raised eyebrows, blushing slightly and saying "oh you know what I mean - Goyle's Potion looked like bogies.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #humor #polyjuice-potion #ron-weasley #taste

Parvati positively beamed. Harry could tell that she was feeling guilty for having laughed at Hermione in Transfiguration. He looked around and saw that Hermione was beaming back, if possible even more brightly. Girls were very strange sometimes.


J.K. Rowling


#girls #harry-potter #hermione #humor #parvati






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