#hee

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. ↗

— Jay London

#family #intolerant #pictures #say #take

A naked woman in heels is a beautiful thing. A naked man in shoes looks like a fool. ↗

— Christian Louboutin

#beautiful thing #fool #heels #like #looks

High heels are pleasure with pain. ↗

— Christian Louboutin

#high #high heels #pain #pleasure

I hate the idea of natural. For example, I prefer gardens to wild nature. I like to see the human touch. High heels are a complete invention - an extravagance. They're far from natural, but it's the impracticality that I adore. I prefer the useless to the useful, the sophisticated to the natural. ↗

— Christian Louboutin

#complete #example #extravagance #far #for example

I wouldn't take it as a compliment if someone looked at one of my shoes and said, 'Oh, that looks like a comfortable shoe.' There is a heel that is too high to walk in, certainly. But who cares? You don't have to walk in high heels. ↗

— Christian Louboutin

#certainly #comfortable #compliment #heel #heels

What was called extreme 20 years ago definitely isn't extreme anymore. When I started, I remember people saying, 'Oh my God, I can't walk in that!' It was like, three inches - they look like kitten heels now. ↗

— Christian Louboutin

#anymore #called #definitely #extreme #god

Cheerfulness is a very great help in fostering the virtue of charity. Cheerfulness itself is a virtue. ↗

— Lawrence G. Lovasik

#cheerfulness #fostering #great #help #itself

Most Glorious and eternal Majesty, Thou art righteous and holy in all thou dost to the sons of men, though thou hast suffered men to condemn Thy servant, Thy servant will not condemn Thee. ↗

— Christopher Love

#condemn #dost #eternal #glorious #hast

Said will be a little ahead, but done should follow at his heel. ↗

— Samuel Lover

#done #follow #heel #his #little

I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can't deny it. And it's very funny, too. Sometimes you're shy; you go somewhere and everyone's looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious. ↗

— Jon Lovitz

#ball game #baseball #baseball game #cheering #crowd