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So you got Phoenix back,” declared Karla, clapping her hands in delight. “That’s lovely.” “I’m more on loan,” I muttered. “Yeah, my little library book.


Joss Stirling


#karla #phee #phoenix #stealing-phoenix #yves

If my love were a bagel, I’d put cream cheese on it. But it’s not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample?



Jarod Kintz


#breakfast #cheddar #cheese #cream-cheese #love

Oh, I wish I lived in a caravan!’ said Jimmy longingly. ‘How lovely it must be to live in a house that has wheels and can go away down the lanes and through the towns, and stand still in fields at night!


Enid Blyton


#fields #house #longing #towns #wheels

Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#cheerfulness #humor #merriment #optimism #pleasantness

When I blow my trumpet to signal the glorious new morning, my cheeks bulge like two scoops of vanilla.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #ice-cream #trumpets #funny

Does it hurt now?" he asked, his tone rough and seductive. "No." She shook her head again and sighed, trying to pretend his touch didn't make her uncomfortably wet. He grinned. "So...what's with the heavy breathing?


Eden Summers


#humor #passion #humor

Now they are empty, Ramon replied with a shrug of broad, muscled shoulders on his six-foot-three-inch frame....For the first time, a glint of humor touched Ramon Galverra's finely sculpted mouth and arrogant dark eyes.


Judith McNaught


#romance #humor

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.


Christian Lander


#food #humor #white-people #food

I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.


Dorothy Parker


#counting-sheep #humour #boredom

Love is relentless, and so am I ;)


Keisha Keenleyside


#funny-quotes #happy-quotes #humour-quote #love-quotes #quotes






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