#hee

It is instructive, for instance, to trace the computer industry's decline in vision, idealism, creativity, romance and sheer fun as it becomes more and more important and prosperous. ↗

— Robert Shea

#computer #creativity #decline #fun #idealism

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department. ↗

— Harry Shearer

#bananas #brag #cheese #democrats #department

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#called #charlie #charlie sheen #i #i am

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#been #focus #forty #forty years #funny

A happy woman is one who has no cares at all; a cheerful woman is one who has cares but doesn't let them get her down. ↗

— Beverly Sills

#cheerful #down #get #happy #her

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine. ↗